*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
wow past you was a punk
i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
- Teacher: Do you have your homework?
- Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.
hiiii!! my name’s Earth. i’m 4.54 billion years young. i like emo bands and music like my chemical romance. invader zim is my fav tv show. i’m soooo~~~ random!!! haha!! *spontaneous volcanic eruption kills millions*