May 2012
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeSelfish
yllis:
Me when i try to make a friend
BOOM →
caiticornia:
∧∧ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ⊂ つ (つ ﾉ (ノ ＼ ☆ | ☆ (⌒ ⌒ヽ / ＼ （´⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／ （’⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ） （´ ） ::: ） ／ ☆─ （´⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ） （⌒:: :: ::⌒ ） …
wow, pickachu took a giant dump
lousbianqueen:
i literally can’t breathe right now what is this
The only thing worse than crocs are these
vaginal-erection:
i can
make your
hips stir
a-really-sexy-girl-just:
helP I’M ON TUMBLR AND I CAN’T GET OFF
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
runningcreativity:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
me: dude, i'm starving
kids in africa: same
when the answers to a question on a test are in... →
kattygirls:
Food On Your Dash :)
Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your...
Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead!
irockustone:
jehovahspenis:
crystalmath2:
...
skinned-teen:
on a scale of 0 to Miranda Cosgrove, how uncomfortable do you feel?
