snow-angel-castiel: aangnog: probend: PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
cokeflow: becoming famous for no reason is my dream
babyferaligator: urinatings: FACT: ocean this is not a fact i asked my mom
yesimbeyonce: me at your funeral
tapdancers: saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
hornyspice: People who actually buy music from iTunes.
dangruchy: swiggity swag i am in the bag
iwishihadafather: when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
starllex: when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and you dont know what to do so you’re just like
louis-has-the-sneezies: thebesthomestuck: louis-has-the-sneezies: internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop im telling obama oh zoowe mama im...