May 2013
snow-angel-castiel:
aangnog:
probend:
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
sarlaccvagina:
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
cokeflow:
becoming famous for no reason is my dream
babyferaligator:
urinatings:
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
yesimbeyonce:
me at your funeral
tapdancers:
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
hornyspice:
People who actually buy music from iTunes.
dangruchy:
swiggity swag i am in the bag
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
starllex:
when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and you dont know what to do so you’re just like
louis-has-the-sneezies:
thebesthomestuck:
louis-has-the-sneezies:
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop
im telling obama
oh zoowe mama im...
