darrynek:

trainerzero:

peanut butter is really gross

*1692 voice* burn the witch

rosaparking:

jack poopflow lettin the poop flow

rosaparking:

jack poopflow lettin the poop flow

taliabobalia:

prolly the worst place to put quotes around the word beautiful is when you’re describing a newborn baby lmao

taliabobalia:

prolly the worst place to put quotes around the word beautiful is when you’re describing a newborn baby lmao

Adam on his role in Pitch Perfect

bandsandbattlescars:

Attend college
Attend colleg
Attend colle
Attend coll
Attend col
Attend co
Attend con
Attend conc
Attend conce
Attend concer
Attend concert
Attend concerts

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

thunderhumper:

rgnrd:

thuglifepanda:

kimiswhatyouneed:

im in tears right now

I needed this

I thought this was going to be some stupid video of a kid singing bad.

I was wrong.

I was so wrong.

LMFAO.

caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”